♥ May 23rd, 2013
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
♥May 23rd, 2013
"Love is the strangest, most illogical thing in the world."
� Jennifer E. Smith, The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight (via electric-wish)(Source: simply-quotes, via xtrinhney)
